May 2013
✌: Ten psychological questions and the meaning of... →
blua:
Write the down the first answer that comes to your mind. After you answer the first ten questions, you can see what each answer means.
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3. What…
please father I don’t want a lecture
dad no please I’m so tired right now
ugh boyfriend move to San Antonio already so I can stay there always
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
grizzzlybearcub:
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
when an attractive women with a 90% chance they’ll never even meet
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
